Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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