I bet he comes in French.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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