Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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