I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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