I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
