i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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