We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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