I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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