Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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