He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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