when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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