At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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