4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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