My cat gives me a boner
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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