he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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