so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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