no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?