I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"