2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly