The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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