I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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