Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
