Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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