where am i from again
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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