This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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