so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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