This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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