so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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