I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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