You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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