I wanna bring you to show and tell
we have pet lesbian snakes
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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