at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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