how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
