You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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