making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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