she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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