I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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