Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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