Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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