It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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