Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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