you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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