some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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