I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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