Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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