help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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