So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
false alarm. still invincible.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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