I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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