Well apparently he's into motor boating.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
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He asked me if I "almost moaned"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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