Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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