Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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