dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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