Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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