The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
how does that bad decision feel?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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